• Hawkeye:

    Hey, Frank's letter is open.

  • Radar:

    Oh oh yeah. It was an accident. I was, uh, boiling some water for Colonel Potter's tea while I was sorting mail and it come open.

  • BJ:

    Steam will do that.

  • Radar:

    It was an accident. Honest.

  • Hawkeye:

    What did it accidently say?

  • Radar:

    Are you kidding? I'm no sneak! I'm not a spy!

  • BJ:

    Radar, it's okay to be an American spy.

  • Hawkeye:

    Right. Good guys can do anything rotten.